How to Catch An Anjel

*Many have tried but few have been successful in their quest to capute AND keep the ever elusive, Anjel* Lucky for you fools potential suitors, I have devised a fool proof strategy that will enable you the chance to finally "wife up" an Anjel*


1. When tryin to gain the affection of an Anjel*, you must always remember to be sweet!
This can mean sayin something sweet, but please be forewarned that "flattery and cheesy" pick up lines will not be rewarded. I'm pretty sure as soon as the Anjel* is out of your sight she will be laughing and telling jokes at your expense. So to just be on the safe side "If you don't have anything sweet to say... Bring chocolate instead. (Almond Joys preferably)

2. Once you have gotten the attention of your Anjel*, understand that it is now your duty to keep her laughing and smiling.
Unfortunately all Anjels* suffer from a rare bootleg form of ADD. You must hold you'r Anjels* attention, or she will look elsewhere for amusement. Make her laugh, and if you can't do that at least make her smile. But I warn you, you want her laughing with you not at you! Because believe me, she'll do both.

3. Anjels* like to cuddle!
I don't this needs to be explained

4. At times Anjels* can be very Unpredicatable.
They have been know to say, and do Random things at the most Random times. They are also cable of experiencing Random mood-swings emotions for the most Random reaasons. Just Be Patient! Hopefully this Randomness wont laST but if it does remember Guideline Number 1. and Bring Her Chocolate be sweet.
WARNING: Anjels* have been known to charge at Random. BE CAUTIOUS!!


There you have it! A fool-proof strategy. Now lets see who still fucks up!